owners manual to zoe (read before every purchase)

how did this blog start you might ask? well, it started when zoe realised she was being to random to make sense of, and was freaking people out more than usual.
so, it gives me great orgasmic pleasure to present

owners manual to...
ZOE!!!!!!!!

now, lets start from the beginning. zoe isnt not THAT random. she just tends to get bored alot. she actually learnt from zee masters. (aka john and alana ;]) so they should take the blame. *gives*

now, i will once again warn you, there are no refunds after purchase. she is to overly obsessive. she'll even follow you to alaska. so beware.
she likes to eat fetuses, and tends to run mocks... IN her mind :]
she cant tell left from right, and will not leave you alone if you are upset.
she is indeed real, not fake, and dosnt like the idea of being a follower. she is always talking, if not take her to the nearest mechanics for extensive repair.
she can be very energetic, but lazy at the same time. and wouldnt turn down a game of football.
she could eat like a pig, but can also choose to not eat at all. it really all depends on the way you treat her.

FAQ
hi, i have a problem with my zoe. im currently pregnant, and she keeps trying to eat my un-developed baby. what should i do?
in cases of pregnancy, hide in the nearest wardrobe, and stay there untill birth. and next time remeber, little kids are a bad idea :]

my zoe is avoiding me. what do i do?
ok, zoe usually dosnt avoid people. she wouldnt hang around you in the case that she thinks shes not wanted around, or you just simply have offended her. in which case, ignore it, she dosnt hate you :]

is there anything good about zoe?
to be honest with you, there really isnt much good with her.

then why exactly should i get one?
cos you love her anyway? :]

I've got a problem with my zoe. She keeps giving abortions to old people. What do i do?
We dont take responsibility. please check our ZOE GIVES ABORTIONS page. :]

my zoe seems to be very obsessed over me. is this normal?
zoe can be very obsessive. she really does care to much for people. :]

how much would this zoe cost?
zoe comes free, but requires alot of love :]

how will zoe arrive?
zoe will be delivered to your house/school in a pencil box. :]

i hope you enjoy your new purchase. any questions please call 04********

to idiots who thinks they're better than me

SHUT THE HELL UP!
im so sick of people treatting me like a freak all the time. so what im not "popular". get over yourselves. if u dont like me, dont shove it in my face like a peice of pie... yumm... pie.... :)
stop calling me and emo, and a nerd an shit. its lame. :)
stop calling me stupid, . i know im an idiot (most of the time) and i act like a fool :)
just, leave me alone, and get of my case :D
im trying to feel better about myself, but its hard when ppl tell me to shut up all the time, and treating me like i have no feelings.
i reailse as im reading this that i SHOULD ignore them, and i do. but sometimes its not just those people, but people who are closer to me.
if that makes sense (:
sooooo... yea :)
i really shouldnt blog so much, right now ppl are probably thinking i hate every1, but i do not
im just sick of ppl who think they are better than me treating me like a loser. and school. and many other things :)

school, what a waste!

WASTE OF TIME!

I think school is one of the biggest wastes of time, and im thinking about quittin as soon as i can. most of the teachers are idiots. i mean... arnt they supposed to be smart? of course im directing most of this at a math teacher, but really, there are many other teachers that are to stupid to see simple things. "im gonna give you a dt becos u were LAUGHING!" . ITS STUPID! i mean, come on! teachers think that any1 whos done somthing bad in the past deserves a dt. i was basicly a nerd for half this year (in nerd i mean, didnt talk in class or shit like dat) and if i talk or laugh i get a "warning" when others get a dt. IDIOTS! i feel like lighting them on fire, and watching them burn :]
and i said i wasnt a hateful person XD
then theres the facts that teachers tell us to wear our hats when its RAINING!, OH YEA WE ARE SOOO GONNA GET SKIN CANCER! pffffft!
and i really dont see the point of not letting us have our phones on ALL day. and i also dont see the point of tests.
its so boring, and i have actually fallen asleep in class once :] be proud of me. oh god i happe a teacher dosnt read this.. but, really, im telling the truth right?
they're all so lame, and... STUPID, GAH
i shouldnt really be the one complaining. i mean ive gotten 2 dts this year (for not wearing my gay uniforn "correctly") but, i still hate it :] i really want to go on strike or sumfin, or just play pranks on the teachers (they would never guess it was me -.-) just like a book i wrote "nerd gone wrong" . oh god i so want to do those things i wrote. which included telling the teachers their wrongs. (and giving the teachers dog poop)
oh, did i mention thte fact of the 30CM RULE, OMG THEIR SO GAY! AND THEM BUGGING ME ABOUT MY HAIR ALL THE TIME. FUCKING RETARDS!, HOW IS IT EXACTLY DANGEROUS?!?
I MEAN, ITS NOT AS IF IM RANDOMLY GONNA CATCH FIRE BECAUSE I HAD HAIR OVER MY FACE! OMFG!

life is depressing?!? NO WAY! =O!

BLAH!
i think im gonna regret writting this in a blog, but i cant be fucked writting it in my diary :]yes, i own a diary, and i WOULD call it a journal besides the fact ive been calling it a diary since i owned a diary in grade 2. it would just be too weird =]i doubt many people would ACTUALLY read this, but that would be a good thing.right now, IM SO PISSED OF =]im really sick of people calling me an attenion hog (i can name 3 =]) and thinking im putting on a stupid act to grab attention.well.... ur an idiot =]im not a fucking emo, and they should get over themselves.yes, i have a couple of bad days now and then (by couple i mean alot)and i dont go round braggin about how much i hate myself now do i?and no, i dont hate myself..... THAT much =]and im so sick of it. grow up!if u dont give a shit about me, i dont care!just dont make it worse.if you hate me, DONT fucking push me around, and be a bitch to melearn to ignore me. DUH!to my friends who are reading thisi know most of u dont give a shitso stop pretending like u do, and get off my casepffft, most of you are probably sighing, and wishing i would shut up right nowto bad =]i like to blog =]
im sick of people telling me to shut up, so i will (try teehee). i have nothing "important" to say apparently, and im sick of people mocking me when i do speak.
if u were actually bored enough to read this, dont reply with a stupid comment saying "that isnt true"cos im really sick of ppl acting like they care (some dont even act) then i find out they dont
it hurts me more.
that is all

pain of a makeover (mums word for gettin my hair done)

okay, before i tell u the story of all the painfull things i experienced yesterdee, i should ttell u a little story of an atempt to get my ears peirced when i was 5 or 6.
well, when i was 5 or 6, i went to get my ears peirced. i was scared shitless. we chose the earings, and i layed down ready for the woman to pierce my ears. she walked away to get the gun thingy. iasked my mum "wheres the lady going?" in my cute little voice
my mum answered "shes just gettin the gun hunny"
by the time my mum had said hunny, i was out the door screaming!
so...ever since i was ttoo afraid to get my ears peirced, and there were other reasons to.
now, bak to thte story of yesterday...
now, i went in to get my hair done. layers..black on bottom, blonde on top. as they were puttin a foils in for the light blonde hair i wanted, and within about 10 secs, my hair was burning becos of a chemical reaction with my shampoo or conditioner. my hair went superhot, and the foil was soo hot the hairdresser couldn't take itt off with her bare hands! then here was the fact the th foils were close to my head, and was burning my head!!! i have this giant red circle at the bak of my head now where i go burnt. it really hurt
the hairdresser was really worried about me, i waqs like "meh" and she was like
"OMG R U OKAY?!?"
we ended up gettin a different blonde which didn't burn my hair
okay, then there was the ears gettin pierced, i was freaked out as u might have guessed (im such a sook!) but it didn't hurt as much as i expected. then we got my eyebrows waxed, and that hurt alot MORE than expected. XD bahahahaha.

i had a very painful day
and its really weird, cos th thing i thought would hurt least, hurtt MORE, and the thing i thought would hurt more hurt LEAST!!!!
baha
okay, thats my blogging 4 today. i doubt any1 actually read down this far, cos this blog is kinda boring/uninteresting. bahaha.
im better now, but u know me(most of u'se anyways) i like to complain.
THE END!!!
dum dum DUM!